I couldn't have said it any better myself. Nic Cage has his moments. For example, Lord of War  is good, but mostly because the plot draws you in, and presumably because Nic Cage was on Xanax. However, the same cannot be said of the following movies;
You know what's the funniest part? The Wicker Man  wasn't even a comedy. But you wouldn't be able to tell that from watching the damn movie.